masturbating monkey

huat cheong, one of my walking kakis, was telling us about a pet monkey kept by the owner of the fishing ponds at old tampines road, a place which used to be our haunt many years ago.

one day, the owner took him to watch his male pet monkey masturbating. like humans, this monkey preferred to perform this self-gratifying act away from the prying eyes of people and monkeys. so, he told huat cheong not to let his presence be known to the marcaque.

according to huat cheong, the monkey clasped his hand around his organ and pumped it vigorously for sometime before the sperm spurted out. some landed on the fur of its hands and the monkey licked it up. after a while, it continued with its masturbation.

so, you see, it is not "monkey see, monkey do"; it is "man see monkey do."